Q: Do I have to pay upfront when I book? I've got a dress to pay for.

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A: Don't worry, I hate paying for things miles in advance too - I'm still waiting on the invisible magic wand I paid for 12 months ago, I think... That's why you simply have to pay a deposit upon booking, with the balance payable 14 days before you tie the knot.

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Q: How much does it cost to hire you? You look like you use expensive moisturiser.

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A: Not at all, I'm actually just a very old looking 21 year old. But due to the bespoke nature of the service I provide, it's impossible for me to just give you a number. Instead, CLICK HERE to get in touch and we'll have a quick chat to work out exactly what package you need so I can give you a price. Don't worry though, I'm not going to try and "hard sell" you like a budget Wolf of Wall Street.

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Q: I've heard Russ can eat an entire rotisserie chicken in 2 minutes flat. Do we have to feed him?

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A: Listen, what I do when I'm left alone in Costco is between me and the bloke handling the cooked chickens. But no, there's absolutely no obligation to feed me on your big day. If you'd prefer I bring my own food, I'll pack my Paw Patrol lunch box before I hop on my broom and make my way to your venue.

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Q: How do I know you're the real deal?

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A: Not only am I a member of the prestigious Magic Circle, I was trained by legendary TV stars. Wayne Dobson and Paul Daniels and performed over 5000 shows to date. And if that's not enough to convince you, I've got glowing testimonial coming out of my ears. In fact, you can read them on this page! I also offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee to give you peace of mind.

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Q: Can you make my future mother-in-law disappear?

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A: Of course, that's included in our 'future happiness' package.